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Republicans Resorting To Desperate Measures In Order To Stall Health Care Reform

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Forgive me for posting this video because it adds absolutely nothing to the health care debate.
Also forgive my childish sense of humor for finding this hilarious.

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Pot Calls Kettle Black: Carrie Prejean Calls Larry King “Inappropriate”

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

It is not difficult to see Prejean’s game plan here. It goes a little something like this:

Go on a television show that you have previously claimed is part of the liberal media.
Become outraged for no apparent reason, and charge that you were unfairly treated.
Use the experience as more proof of the media’s liberal slant.

Probably one [...]

Does The House Need To Have A “Time Out” Room Installed For Representatives That Throw Temper Tantrums?

Monday, November 9th, 2009

I can’t pin this type of behavoir only on Republicans, Lord knows Democrats can be just as childish, but how can we expect others around the world to take us seriously, when this is how our “best and brightest” behave?

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Arnold Says “F@#k You” To The California State Assembly – Well, Sort Of!!!

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

From Think Progress:
The California Assembly and Senate recently unanimously approved Assembly Bill 1176 to help the port of San Francisco with financing issues. But Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (R) has decided to veto the legislation, sending a letter to the state Assembly chastising them for focusing on “unnecessary bills.” The San Francisco Bay Guardian also notes [...]

Six Degrees Of Glenn Beck

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

Chairman Mao? Really? Beck you are adorable.
If progressives were to envision a “six degrees of separation” board for Glenn Beck that rivaled Beck’s, what would it look like? Hmmm.

Degree #1: Big Gay Al (From South Park)
Big gay Al is gay. Stay with me for a moment.
Degree #2: Senator Larry Craig:
Senator Larry [...]

Cavuto To Bob Barker: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, You Gave $3 Million To Support Wounded Troops…How Rich Are You?

Friday, October 9th, 2009

Neil  Cavuto, come on down…You are the next contestant on “The Awkwardly Inappropriate!”
Not much to comment on here. I just got a chuckle out of it.
Enjoy!!!

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It Was Only A Matter Of Time

Friday, September 25th, 2009

Question: Do you know what happens to someone when they demonstrate a level of insanity rarely seen on national television?
Answer: They get their very own SNL spoof.
Glenn Beck has finally made it.

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Kirk Cameron: You Can Thank Darwin For The Holocaust

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

Above is a annotated version of Kirk Cameron’s propaganda piece that tries to debunk evolution.
Below is an article from People Magazine that discusses Cameron’s plan to take Darwin’s Theory of Evolution, add a 50 page addendum that tries to discredit evolution, and then disseminate this on the campuses of several prominent colleges across America.
If this [...]

Is He For Real?

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

I hope no one takes this as a personal shot at Beck, because it is not meant to be, but out of fear that he might harm himself or those around him, I think Beck needs to be medicated.
This is the guy who is leading the charge against Obama’s policies?
Really?
No, seriously?
Come on!!!

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Can Anyone Translate “Beck” Speak?

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

Have you ever been in a situation where you were trying to impress a person, or a group of people, by trying to sound smart? But in the process of trying to sound smart, you fumble your words and spend the next two minutes babbling on in damage control mode, and the longer you talk [...]

Glenn Beck And Glenn Beck To “Boycott The Boycotters”

Sunday, September 6th, 2009

Glenn Beck & Glenn Beck are Back – watch more funny videos
These guys are pretty funny because they have Beck’s mannerisms down, but what really cracked me up was the scroll at the bottom of the screen.
Some of my favorites:
“Black marshmallows can burn you.”
“Geico is Nazi for Pussy.”
“UPS New color – Pinko?”
“Somewhere, an eagle is [...]

Tom Delay To Join This Season’s “Dancing With The Stars”

Monday, August 17th, 2009

All I have to say is WTF?
From Think Progress:
Former Republican House Majority Leader Tom DeLay will participate in the upcoming season of “Dancing with the Stars,” facing off against pop singer Aaron Carter, actress Melissa Joan Hart, and former Dallas Cowboy Michael Irvin.
According to DeLay spokesperson Shannon Flaherty, “Anyone who’s seen him on the dance [...]

First There Was BORAT…Then Came BRUNO…Now There Is ORLY!!!

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

She beat Sasha Baron Cohen to the punch for this character!!!

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Daily Show Calls Nominating A Racist A Shrewd Move By Obama

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

Again, The Daily Show nails it.
Think about it. The first black President nominating a racist to the Supreme Court…Priceless!!!
Just goes to show you that these GOP Senators are truly “grasping at straws.”

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Mark Davis: Cap And Tax Is The Devil’s Work

Friday, July 10th, 2009

Hmmm…this comment reminds me of something…I can’t quite place it…

Oh yeah…Now I remember!!!

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