Six Degrees Of Glenn Beck
Chairman Mao? Really? Beck you are adorable.
If progressives were to envision a “six degrees of separation” board for Glenn Beck that rivaled Beck’s, what would it look like? Hmmm.
Degree #1: Big Gay Al (From South Park)
Big gay Al is gay. Stay with me for a moment.
Degree #2: Senator Larry Craig:
Senator Larry Craig is gay. Are you still with me?
Degree #3: Rush Limbaugh:
Limbaugh, like Craig, crusaded against the very thing he indulged in. In Craig’s case, it was gay sex. In Limbaugh’s case, it was hillbilly heroine. Are you starting to see?
Degree #4: Senator Strom Thurmond:
Strom Thurmond was an old, ugly, hate-filled racist. Rush Limbaugh is an old, ugly, hate-filled racist. You can also add fat. I know, it’s like the Kennedy/Lincoln thing.
Degree #5: Senator Joseph McCarthy:
Though it was only a short period of time, Strom Thurmond actually served in the Senate with Joseph McCarthy. I didn’t believe it either.
Degree #6: Glenn Beck:
This is scary. Joe McCarthy was a paranoid lunatic, who just happened to be an alcoholic. Glenn Beck is also a paranoid lunatic, who just happens to be an alcoholic. I don’t know about all of you, but the hair on the back of my neck is standing straight up right now.
The truth shall set us all free. Glenn Beck is a big, gay, cartoon character.
October 13th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Dude, I think I just pissed myself a little.
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October 13th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Glenn Beck works for Roger Ailes, who once advised George H.W. Bush, son of Prescott Bush, who was a business partner of Fritz Thyssen, who was an early and large financial backer of Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party.
Glenn Beck to Adolf Hitler in five steps.
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October 13th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Well played CarbonDate!
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October 13th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Ugh!!! It infuriates me that people take this jackass seriously. I mean seriously, he acts like a child and his theories are not even coherent. Chairman Mao?
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October 13th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
It is a shame to note that we are exposing our dirty laundering in this country over the internet.
How will other countries respect us, when they notice that the person in this video works who have the understanding of a 5yrs old works for a major news organization and he is making billions annually pulling these illogical and incoherent nonsense?
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October 13th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Seriously, are you people sure, this guy is not somehow mad? I mean it in a good way….
His logics, illustrations, level of reasoning and engagement tend to indicate that something is missing somewhere…
If you have ever imagined what goes on in a mad’s man mind, they think they are perfectly ok, they think that they reason perfectly; they even think that we are the ones that are crazy; infact everything in a mad man’s world appear to be organized and in perfect harmony…except to the people who watches and listens to him/her.
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October 14th, 2009 at 8:25 am
Oh, that’s soooooo funny. Beck is GAY! Gay, gay, gay I tell you. Everybody laugh at the gay man. Gay is funny and should be pointed out to demean him. Look at that big gay Al with all the Republican scum. He is gay. That is funny and very progressive. Carbon Date did a much better job but gay is funnier and is a much more progressive reason to mock Beck. Gay, gay, gay!!!! That is so funny. We should mock him because he is GAY and BIG and a cartoon character. Those are all characteristics a progressive should scorn.
Not so much.
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October 14th, 2009 at 8:37 am
Beck? Insane? is the Pope Bavarian? Reagan turned out a lot of mentally ill people from institutions decades ago by slashing funding. since then insanity and imbecility have surged in this country. how better to explain the popularity of Glennby, Billo and Rushie. they are the living proof of how sick this country is. it’s not a pretty picture.
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October 15th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Wow, what I great idea. I wonder where you got it.
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October 15th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
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October 24th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Beck aired film clips and quotes of White House advisers approving of Mao and Hugo Chavez. How dare he!!
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